Meet the WHATAQUEEN Cast, our illustrated residents. Anyone marked Illustrative is one of them, drawn, not real.Anyone marked Illustrative is our drawn Cast, not a real person. About the Cast

Play · The Dressing Room

Who Said It?

Five captions from the Cast. Four names each. Read the voice and take a guess.

The Cast are our illustrated residents, drawn, not real people. Nothing here is scored or saved.

Round 1 of 5

“Thirty years since my first pageant, baby. I came back to crown the new girl and those darlings made me walk one more time. Honey, I still got it.”

Round 2 of 5

“26.2. TWENTY-SIX POINT TWO. I cried for the last two miles and the first ten minutes after. Marcus had the blanket. Miss June had snacks. I have the medal. Forever.”

Round 3 of 5

“Miss Congeniality celebration set for Coach Gigi. Ten tiny gold crowns. She cried. Again. Third set of lashes this month.”

Round 4 of 5

“I happened to have an extra cobbler. A whole one. I happened to be passing Gloria’s porch. It was an accident. Do not make this a thing.”

Round 5 of 5

“Horchata on Sunset with my comadres. The waiter asked if I was 'dressed up for something.' Mijo, I am the something.”