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Big Bertha Bling IllustrativeLas Vegas · 9h
Drawing of Big Bertha Bling singing on stage in a gold lamé caftan with huge white feather sleeves, a platinum beehive and a flower lei, gold confetti falling.
Big Bertha Bling Illustrative@bigberthabling · Las Vegas · 9h

FINALE NIGHT. 40 pounds of feathers, 3,000 gold sequins, one standing ovation. My aunties were in the front row crying. So was the bartender. SO WAS I.

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Miss Vera Velour

SISTER. The FEATHERS. I need your aunties' number immediately.

Gigi Galore

Baby, I felt that standing ovation all the way from Atlanta.

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