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Big Bertha Bling IllustrativeLas Vegas · 3h
Drawing of Big Bertha Bling in a gold and fuchsia sequined caftan with feather cuffs serenading a blushing Grandpa Ray at a brunch table while everyone laughs.
Big Bertha Bling Illustrative@bigberthabling · Las Vegas · 3h

Sunday brunch. Picked a table. Picked the sweetest man at it. He turned the color of a strawberry and his whole family screamed. Ray, you are a good sport.

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Ray Illustrative

Miss Bertha, I have not blushed like that since 1962. Thank you for a lovely song. Sincerely, Ray.

Miss Vera Velour Illustrative

SHE PICKED RAY. iconic behavior, sister.

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